Anything and Everything
They say clothes do not make the man but surely there’s something in a name? Music artistes have to be careful how they choose their monikers so that when their careers blossom they won’t be stuck with names that sound…
Now tell the truth. Are you here because your pushed-to-the-limit eye overlooked “NOT” and saw “how to poison your neighbor” instead? Especially that one that just mumbles when you say hello in the morning. Then when your back is turned…
Historically, every administration has added hitherto infrequently used words to the lexicon of Nigerians. President Buhari’s administration (2015-2019) is not an exception. We looked for a hole to run into and cover our embarrassment when Mr. President stood before the…
So I was supervising a playdate and the nine year old boy screamed at his eight year old friend, “Shut your fat, f**king, a**hole!” I jumped so hard that I nearly went through the screen of my phone. Dear mothers,…
Dear Dr. Atiku Abubakar, Congratulations on becoming Candidate Atiku! I almost can’t believe you did it after all that was said and done. I sometimes argue with those my co-members at the free readers association (you know; the rickety, little…
If a bunch of socio-cultural organizations, seventy-one retired generals and Miyetti Allah think they have the monopoly on confusion and drama in the 2019 elections, they should think again. Members of the underlisted and unregistered but very well known associations…
It’s February already! Time to review short terms goals and set new ones if necessary. Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. (Martin Luther)
Wait o, when did Spongebob Squarepants become a card carrying member of the PDP and Patrick Star join the APC? Because they’ve been blabbing their usual incoherent gibberish and turning issues upside down on every primetime talk show on all major TV…
It appears that former President Olusegun Obasanjo‘s already obese portfolio of intimidating accomplishments of author, first PhD holder from the largest University in Nigeria and West Africa, former Head of State and President, self-appointed Superhero, etc, now also includes the awesome power of…
