Seriously, is there any reason why we can’t elect our presidents based on who’s hottest? Other countries citizens can afford to have any old looking president because those leaders perform well. Since Nigeria seems to be wired to have bad leaders, can those leaders at least be, you know, hot Read more…
To be honest, 2018 was a bad year financially for me. I have mentioned here, how I was unable to pay end-of-year bonus to my staff. This is happening for the first time in the company’s seven years of existence. One staff still gives me dirty looks when she thinks Read more…
Historically, every administration has added hitherto infrequently used words to the lexicon of Nigerians. President Buhari’s administration (2015-2019) is not an exception. We looked for a hole to run into and cover our embarrassment when Mr. President stood before the whole world and relegated all women, beginning from his outspoken Read more…
“Able God” music video sees Chinko Ekun singing from the same music sheet almost every Nigerian musician has been using of late. He tells God that “We WANT this money!” The video has the usual suspects: the broke boyfriend, frenzied dancing, the idiot boy in dreadlocks going girlfriend surfing in Read more…
Do you guys remember my brother that I’m always advising? Well, it seems he derives particular pleasure in seriously annoying me! So I was chatting with him about stuff, and I made the mistake of asking when he would be travelling to Bayelsa to vote in the 2019 presidential election Read more…
So I was supervising a playdate and the nine year old boy screamed at his eight year old friend, “Shut your fat, f**king, a**hole!” I jumped so hard that I nearly went through the screen of my phone. Dear mothers, fathers, guardians (even teachers), parenting is not a part time Read more…
Dear Dr. Atiku Abubakar, Congratulations on becoming Candidate Atiku! I almost can’t believe you did it after all that was said and done. I sometimes argue with those my co-members at the free readers association (you know; the rickety, little newsstand by the side of the dirty gutter at the Read more…
If a bunch of socio-cultural organizations, seventy-one retired generals and Miyetti Allah think they have the monopoly on confusion and drama in the 2019 elections, they should think again. Members of the underlisted and unregistered but very well known associations namely; The Association of Lazy Nigerian Youths (ALNY), Union of Read more…
The blasted host/server issues ruined my calendar and I don’t even know when I’m supposed to post a music video review. Anyway, today we are watching as Olamide claps poverty to death in the video for “Poverty Die”. If you’ve never seen members of a white garment church dance-pray the Read more…
